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Remember guys, never get high on your own supply.  Also, remember to never allow a whore to know

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I wanted to give the neighbors an idea of what I do indoors and thats why Pamela and I fucked outdoors. Pamela was certa

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First you get the money,then you get the power, then you get the women. Truer words have neve

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I dont remember this one very well. I do remember that I got a weird blemish on my skin the next morning and

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I found this cochroach working the local lunch wagon. I ordered a burrito with chips and paid with a

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I dont remember much about Brandy.  I do remember that she talked mad shit about me and that wont stand!  I used her bac

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After a list of pathetic porn chicks I finally nailed one of a high caliber.  Kacey left the business a few years earlie

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Look at what the cat dragged in this time. Sophie Dee is a black cock slut but today shes a small cock slut. He

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Trisha Rey is proof that no brains and a smoking body will get you far enough. In fact, if sh

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I hit the jackpot with this fine piece of ass, Luscious Lopez. Her booty is further proof that G-d is a man. She

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Before she was Lexi Belle she was Nollie and she came to me for some quick cash.  My porn empire is vast in

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Its nice having cash to throw around.  Its even nicer when your local fast food spot fills the french fries

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This daughter of a rock star, Avy Lee Roth, came over dressed as a sexy nurse. I was exhausted because I spent the entir

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The blank stare on Sindy Langes face meant that I was about to fight an uphill battle. Shes another potential po

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When I opened the door to find Katie Ray she look more undernourished as before. I supporse our last enc

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I dont remember how I came across this winner. It was either a fellow agent, a suitcase pimp, or a Winnebago. This white

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When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me.  Genesis Sky

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Shes an AVN award winner whos come back to the Minions Lair for another bout with the Sleazy One. Last time we

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Shes now known as Olivia Winters but shes always been a sistah who cant get enough dick.  Today she came in for a

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Ivy was so brand new to the porn game that I had to break her in like a pair of my xxxxxlarge boxer shorts.  She just got

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Everyday is a great day for a picnic. Its too bad that I was in a bad mental state because I forg

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Ohio Native and resident porn whore, Kara Bare, didnt learn her lesson the last time she crossed paths wi

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If you blinked then you missed Desire Storms career in porn. I was her first scene and I believe her last

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This blonde bitch Kayla Marie is used to having her snatch pounded on by my black brothers over at BlacksOnBlondes.com.  S

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I love it when whores name themselves after Hollywood flicks.  I would call myself Fat Albert, but Im neither fat

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I cant stress enough that I am the measuring stick in porn.  Lori London is a fiend for the white stuff and Im

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When shes not being a blonde bimbo Aaliyah Jolie is under the hot lights of the San Fernando Valley. This up and c

When shes not being a blonde...

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Kelly Wells is one of my favorite porn star whores.  This is her first time on camera and shes gone on to be the amazing

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Tiffany reminded me of the hot girl in high school who ignored the geeks such as myself.  What she didnt know is tha

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Do you ever get the feeling that the girl youre talking to doesnt have much in the brains department

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This New York fuck toy brought her east coast attitude and I just wasnt having it.....son! I wasn

This New York fuck toy broug...

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Fine, yes her tits are amazing and her body aint that bad. Shit, I must have been on a major come

Fine, yes her tits are amazi...

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Here we have another porn whore named after a major city. This porno reject with huge funbags told me over and

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This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who was in legal trouble (

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I had my buddy, fellow porn stud Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Debbie Dallas.  He fucked her

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Lacey Luv has the look of a groupie and the brain to match. I could snort myself into a coma and Id still be mo

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Tiffany Holiday......what the fuck was I thinking when I allowed this street walker into my home? My nose c

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Today I was in a loving mood.  I was also in a wheelchair from a buffet incident that my lawyers wont allow m

Today I was in a loving mood...

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Remember how Estelle always loved fucking fat guys? She came back and wrote a check her mouth had to cash. I wa

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Shes a mormon by birth and a jizz junkie by right. Brigham Young would be rolling in his grave if he knew a

Shes a mormon by birth and a...

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This taco wagon reject is Sammi Cruz. When shes not fucking on camera shes cleaning homes, buildi

This taco wagon reject is Sa...

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Imagine 100lbs of walking, talking turd and you get a visual of Jeanie Marie. When shes not wor

Imagine 100lbs of walking, t...

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Did the short bus drop this one off today or am I going crazy. This one had the personality of a dog about

Did the short bus drop this ...

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Ive seen pictures of holocaust survivors who weigh more than Brodi. If you took a blender and placed the following in it

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