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Remember guys, never get high on your own supply.  Also, remember to never allow a whore to know

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I dont remember much about Brandy.  I do remember that she talked mad shit about me and that wont stand!  I used her bac

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I wanted to give the neighbors an idea of what I do indoors and thats why Pamela and I fucked outdoors. Pamela was certa

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Confucius said that 7 day honeymoon make whole weak and The Minion says Every whore has a price.  Lucy Thai brought her

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When Jaymas not reading the Book Of Mormon shes studying the Book Of Minion. Jayma Reed is in a category of wh

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When I opened the door to find Katie Ray she look more undernourished as before. I supporse our last enc

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I had my buddy, fellow porn stud Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Debbie Dallas.  He fucked her

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Kat and I have gone at it a few times. This latest party was different seeing as how we were in a new home (I c

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Now this is what I call a woman. Veronica is no stranger to The Minion much like Im no stranger to high choleste

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Before she was Lexi Belle she was Nollie and she came to me for some quick cash.  My porn empire is vast in

Before she was Lexi Belle sh...

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Everyday is a great day for a picnic. Its too bad that I was in a bad mental state because I forg

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This daughter of a rock star, Avy Lee Roth, came over dressed as a sexy nurse. I was exhausted because I spent the entir

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This New York fuck toy brought her east coast attitude and I just wasnt having it.....son! I wasn

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This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who was in legal trouble (

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Here we have another porn whore named after a major city. This porno reject with huge funbags told me over and

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I hit the jackpot with this fine piece of ass, Luscious Lopez. Her booty is further proof that G-d is a man. She

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I dont remember how I came across this winner. It was either a fellow agent, a suitcase pimp, or a Winnebago. This white

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Im constantly searching the country for porn whores to put in their place.  Theres nothing better than seeing some hot pie

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Fine, yes her tits are amazing and her body aint that bad. Shit, I must have been on a major come

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I gotta check hospital records to see if Missy Monroe was dropped on her head as a child. This weeks whore is

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This blonde bitch Kayla Marie is used to having her snatch pounded on by my black brothers over at BlacksOnBlondes.com.  S

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Before she was Tia Tanaka she was Mulaan Wang or something retarded like that.  She said I looked like Bu

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My domination of the free world continues.  I flew Roxy Jezel in from England where she used to sing in bar

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I found this Benny Hill look alike wandering the streets looking for cheese. I must have been in a good mood

I found this Benny Hill look...

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Ive seen pictures of holocaust survivors who weigh more than Brodi. If you took a blender and placed the following in it

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After a list of pathetic porn chicks I finally nailed one of a high caliber.  Kacey left the business a few years earlie

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Tiffany Holiday......what the fuck was I thinking when I allowed this street walker into my home? My nose c

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Shes now known as Olivia Winters but shes always been a sistah who cant get enough dick.  Today she came in for a

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Do you ever get the feeling that the girl youre talking to doesnt have much in the brains department

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Shes sexy. shes stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protection Program

Shes sexy. shes stunning, an...

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Tiffany reminded me of the hot girl in high school who ignored the geeks such as myself.  What she didnt know is tha

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I found this cochroach working the local lunch wagon. I ordered a burrito with chips and paid with a

I found this cochroach worki...

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I dont remember much of this slut since she is really is a flash in the pan.  MMMM, now I feel like pancakes.  Anyways, s

I dont remember much of this...

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Look at what the cat dragged in this time. Sophie Dee is a black cock slut but today shes a small cock slut. He

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I wish I knew what happened to this panochita. Shes not and porn and her limited mental abilities makes her e

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The quality of whores coming through my front door goes up and down(much like my cholesterol). I wanted to

The quality of whores coming...

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When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me.  Genesis Sky

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Im not a big fan of the German people.  They started 2 major wars and lost them both.  It looks like failure runs severa

Im not a big fan of the Germ...

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Ohio Native and resident porn whore, Kara Bare, didnt learn her lesson the last time she crossed paths wi

Ohio Native and resident por...

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Today I was in a loving mood.  I was also in a wheelchair from a buffet incident that my lawyers wont allow m

Today I was in a loving mood...

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If you blinked then you missed Desire Storms career in porn. I was her first scene and I believe her last

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Call her goth. Call her Alt Porn. I call her a waste of space and only useful for sucking my jizz . Riley Mason is

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I cant believe that some of these wacky porn whores have the gall to try to humiliate me.  After all, Im the measur

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I need to have my eyes checked since Gia resembled a holocaust survivor more than a porn star. Ive taken shi

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This bitch was hot. Not only was I ready to fuck by the cake I was eating but she wasnt ugly like most of the whores Ive

This bitch was hot. Not only...

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Jackie has made a small name for herself in the porn game and I like to think I had a hand in it. This was one of

Jackie has made a small name...

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Lacey Luv has the look of a groupie and the brain to match. I could snort myself into a coma and Id still be mo

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Did the short bus drop this one off today or am I going crazy. This one had the personality of a dog about

Did the short bus drop this ...

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I dont remember this one very well. I do remember that I got a weird blemish on my skin the next morning and

I dont remember this one ver...

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Superhero work gets tiring. I mean, you can only save so many hoes at any given time It also helps that chicks

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Trisha Rey is proof that no brains and a smoking body will get you far enough. In fact, if sh

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