My nose candy has been giving me violent shakes. I believe its affecting my eyesight or I would have never had Pi

My nose candy has been givin...

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This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who was in legal trouble (

This treat from south of the...

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Ive taken bowel movements that are prettier than Tiffany Rose. The trailer park must have been c

Ive taken bowel movements th...

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Tiffany Holiday......what the fuck was I thinking when I allowed this street walker into my home? My nose c

Tiffany Holiday......what th...

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My domination of the free world continues.  I flew Roxy Jezel in from England where she used to sing in bar

My domination of the free wo...

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Today I was in a loving mood.  I was also in a wheelchair from a buffet incident that my lawyers wont allow m

Today I was in a loving mood...

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Shes now known as Olivia Winters but shes always been a sistah who cant get enough dick.  Today she came in for a

Shes now known as Olivia Win...

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Before she was Lexi Belle she was Nollie and she came to me for some quick cash.  My porn empire is vast in

Before she was Lexi Belle sh...

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Tiffany reminded me of the hot girl in high school who ignored the geeks such as myself.  What she didnt know is tha

Tiffany reminded me of the h...

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Ivy was so brand new to the porn game that I had to break her in like a pair of my xxxxxlarge boxer shorts.  She just got

Ivy was so brand new to the ...

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Everyday is a great day for a picnic. Its too bad that I was in a bad mental state because I forg

Everyday is a great day for ...

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Its nice having cash to throw around.  Its even nicer when your local fast food spot fills the french fries

Its nice having cash to thro...

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I wanted to give the neighbors an idea of what I do indoors and thats why Pamela and I fucked outdoors. Pamela was certa

I wanted to give the neighbo...

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I dont remember much about Brandy.  I do remember that she talked mad shit about me and that wont stand!  I used her bac

I dont remember much about B...

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The blank stare on Sindy Langes face meant that I was about to fight an uphill battle. Shes another potential po

The blank stare on Sindy Lan...

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As The Minion I dont tolerate when someone tries fucking with my bottom line. Savannah Stern tried j

As The Minion I dont tolerat...

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I found this Benny Hill look alike wandering the streets looking for cheese. I must have been in a good mood

I found this Benny Hill look...

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Confucius said that 7 day honeymoon make whole weak and The Minion says Every whore has a price.  Lucy Thai brought her

Confucius said that 7 day ho...

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Before she was Tia Tanaka she was Mulaan Wang or something retarded like that.  She said I looked like Bu

Before she was Tia Tanaka sh...

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When shes not being a blonde bimbo Aaliyah Jolie is under the hot lights of the San Fernando Valley. This up and c

When shes not being a blonde...

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Call her goth. Call her Alt Porn. I call her a waste of space and only useful for sucking my jizz . Riley Mason is

Call her goth. Call her Alt ...

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Trisha Rey is proof that no brains and a smoking body will get you far enough. In fact, if sh

Trisha Rey is proof that no ...

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Now this is what I call a woman. Veronica is no stranger to The Minion much like Im no stranger to high choleste

Now this is what I call a wo...

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This skank enetered porn at 400 and was gone by 500. In between that time it seemed as if the only worthwhile thi

This skank enetered porn at ...

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Remember guys, never get high on your own supply.  Also, remember to never allow a whore to know

Remember guys, never get hig...

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This New York fuck toy brought her east coast attitude and I just wasnt having it.....son! I wasn

This New York fuck toy broug...

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Ive seen pictures of holocaust survivors who weigh more than Brodi. If you took a blender and placed the following in it

Ive seen pictures of holocau...

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Lacey Luv has the look of a groupie and the brain to match. I could snort myself into a coma and Id still be mo

Lacey Luv has the look of a ...

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I found this cochroach working the local lunch wagon. I ordered a burrito with chips and paid with a

I found this cochroach worki...

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My conquest of the entire world continues one porn whore at a time.  I heard Sammy Cruz used to do donkey shows in Tijua

My conquest of the entire wo...

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I can honestly say that Tiger is the craziest porno bitch Ive ever come across. She was bitching and m

I can honestly say that Tige...

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I flew Laura Monroe in from Eastern Europe. Growing up in Soviet controlled land made her want to go to the lan

I flew Laura Monroe in from ...

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I dont know exactly what boat this Asian import came in on but it should have been hijacked by Somali Pirates. Imagine a

I dont know exactly what boa...

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I must be happy to punich myself since Tiger makes yet another appearance here. Her tight latina body must have overpowered

I must be happy to punich my...

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This bitch was hot. Not only was I ready to fuck by the cake I was eating but she wasnt ugly like most of the whores Ive

This bitch was hot. Not only...

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Do you ever get the feeling that the girl youre talking to doesnt have much in the brains department

Do you ever get the feeling ...

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I cant believe that some of these wacky porn whores have the gall to try to humiliate me.  After all, Im the measur

I cant believe that some of ...

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Shes a mormon by birth and a jizz junkie by right. Brigham Young would be rolling in his grave if he knew a

Shes a mormon by birth and a...

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This daughter of a rock star, Avy Lee Roth, came over dressed as a sexy nurse. I was exhausted because I spent the entir

This daughter of a rock star...

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I dont remember this one very well. I do remember that I got a weird blemish on my skin the next morning and

I dont remember this one ver...

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Shes an AVN award winner whos come back to the Minions Lair for another bout with the Sleazy One. Last time we

Shes an AVN award winner who...

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I dont remember much of this slut since she is really is a flash in the pan.  MMMM, now I feel like pancakes.  Anyways, s

I dont remember much of this...

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When shes not slashing her wrists shes getting enough money to send home to her broke boyfri

When shes not slashing her w...

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Theres something that tells me that Britney would rather be in line for Jay-Z tickets than to take my

Theres something that tells ...

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This bitch lived up to her name. Before she had a mouth full of kosher pork she told me how much s

This bitch lived up to her n...

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Remember how Estelle always loved fucking fat guys? She came back and wrote a check her mouth had to cash. I wa

Remember how Estelle always ...

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I cant stress enough that I am the measuring stick in porn.  Lori London is a fiend for the white stuff and Im

I cant stress enough that I ...

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Kat and I have gone at it a few times. This latest party was different seeing as how we were in a new home (I c

Kat and I have gone at it a ...

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Here we have another porn whore named after a major city. This porno reject with huge funbags told me over and

Here we have another porn wh...

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Shes sexy. shes stunning, and after I was done with her she was a member of The Witness Protection Program

Shes sexy. shes stunning, an...

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When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me.  Genesis Sky

When a porn whore comes to m...

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You could show full sizes movies on Valeries forehead. I must have been snorthing the shitty candy

You could show full sizes mo...

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I had my buddy, fellow porn stud Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Debbie Dallas.  He fucked her

I had my buddy, fellow porn ...

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Ohio Native and resident porn whore, Kara Bare, didnt learn her lesson the last time she crossed paths wi

Ohio Native and resident por...

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Have you noticed how cool my new hairstyle is? Its as dirty as some of the cunts Ive pumped over the years. Toda

Have you noticed how cool my...

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I hit the jackpot with this fine piece of ass, Luscious Lopez. Her booty is further proof that G-d is a man. She

I hit the jackpot with this ...

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I gotta check hospital records to see if Missy Monroe was dropped on her head as a child. This weeks whore is

I gotta check hospital recor...

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I dont remember how I came across this winner. It was either a fellow agent, a suitcase pimp, or a Winnebago. This white

I dont remember how I came a...

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Savannah made a mess of my home.  She made a mockery of what I do for a living turning skanks into the future whores of

Savannah made a mess of my h...

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Kelly Wells is one of my favorite porn star whores.  This is her first time on camera and shes gone on to be the amazing

Kelly Wells is one of my fav...

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