My nose candy has been giving me violent shakes. I believe its affecting my eyesight or I would have never had Pi

My nose candy has been givin...

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I wanted to give the neighbors an idea of what I do indoors and thats why Pamela and I fucked outdoors. Pamela was certa

I wanted to give the neighbo...

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Kat and I have gone at it a few times. This latest party was different seeing as how we were in a new home (I c

Kat and I have gone at it a ...

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Before she was Lexi Belle she was Nollie and she came to me for some quick cash.  My porn empire is vast in

Before she was Lexi Belle sh...

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Look at what the cat dragged in this time. Sophie Dee is a black cock slut but today shes a small cock slut. He

Look at what the cat dragged...

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Everyday is a great day for a picnic. Its too bad that I was in a bad mental state because I forg

Everyday is a great day for ...

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Crissy Cums has a great set of tits.  I really cant talk too much shit on her since she wasnt as violent as previous por

Crissy Cums has a great set ...

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Remember guys, never get high on your own supply.  Also, remember to never allow a whore to know

Remember guys, never get hig...

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Confucius said that 7 day honeymoon make whole weak and The Minion says Every whore has a price.  Lucy Thai brought her

Confucius said that 7 day ho...

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Ive taken bowel movements that are prettier than Tiffany Rose. The trailer park must have been c

Ive taken bowel movements th...

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Tiffany Holiday......what the fuck was I thinking when I allowed this street walker into my home? My nose c

Tiffany Holiday......what th...

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This blonde bitch Kayla Marie is used to having her snatch pounded on by my black brothers over at BlacksOnBlondes.com.  S

This blonde bitch Kayla Mari...

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When shes not slashing her wrists shes getting enough money to send home to her broke boyfri

When shes not slashing her w...

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When shes not being a blonde bimbo Aaliyah Jolie is under the hot lights of the San Fernando Valley. This up and c

When shes not being a blonde...

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Shes an AVN award winner whos come back to the Minions Lair for another bout with the Sleazy One. Last time we

Shes an AVN award winner who...

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I flew Laura Monroe in from Eastern Europe. Growing up in Soviet controlled land made her want to go to the lan

I flew Laura Monroe in from ...

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I need to have my eyes checked since Gia resembled a holocaust survivor more than a porn star. Ive taken shi

I need to have my eyes check...

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When I opened the door to find Katie Ray she look more undernourished as before. I supporse our last enc

When I opened the door to fi...

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I must be happy to punich myself since Tiger makes yet another appearance here. Her tight latina body must have overpowered

I must be happy to punich my...

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Imagine 100lbs of walking, talking turd and you get a visual of Jeanie Marie. When shes not wor

Imagine 100lbs of walking, t...

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Im constantly searching the country for porn whores to put in their place.  Theres nothing better than seeing some hot pie

Im constantly searching the ...

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I hit the jackpot with this fine piece of ass, Luscious Lopez. Her booty is further proof that G-d is a man. She

I hit the jackpot with this ...

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My conquest of the entire world continues one porn whore at a time.  I heard Sammy Cruz used to do donkey shows in Tijua

My conquest of the entire wo...

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Theres something that tells me that Britney would rather be in line for Jay-Z tickets than to take my

Theres something that tells ...

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When a porn whore comes to my house I demand that she be respectful and humble while around me.  Genesis Sky

When a porn whore comes to m...

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You could show full sizes movies on Valeries forehead. I must have been snorthing the shitty candy

You could show full sizes mo...

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I dont know exactly what boat this Asian import came in on but it should have been hijacked by Somali Pirates. Imagine a

I dont know exactly what boa...

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First you get the money,then you get the power, then you get the women. Truer words have neve

First you get the money,then...

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Im not a big fan of the German people.  They started 2 major wars and lost them both.  It looks like failure runs severa

Im not a big fan of the Germ...

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Fine, yes her tits are amazing and her body aint that bad. Shit, I must have been on a major come

Fine, yes her tits are amazi...

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As The Minion I dont tolerate when someone tries fucking with my bottom line. Savannah Stern tried j

As The Minion I dont tolerat...

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Before she was Tia Tanaka she was Mulaan Wang or something retarded like that.  She said I looked like Bu

Before she was Tia Tanaka sh...

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This bitch lived up to her name. Before she had a mouth full of kosher pork she told me how much s

This bitch lived up to her n...

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Tiffany reminded me of the hot girl in high school who ignored the geeks such as myself.  What she didnt know is tha

Tiffany reminded me of the h...

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The blank stare on Sindy Langes face meant that I was about to fight an uphill battle. Shes another potential po

The blank stare on Sindy Lan...

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If you blinked then you missed Desire Storms career in porn. I was her first scene and I believe her last

If you blinked then you miss...

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Kelly Wells is one of my favorite porn star whores.  This is her first time on camera and shes gone on to be the amazing

Kelly Wells is one of my fav...

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Ohio Native and resident porn whore, Kara Bare, didnt learn her lesson the last time she crossed paths wi

Ohio Native and resident por...

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Ive seen pictures of holocaust survivors who weigh more than Brodi. If you took a blender and placed the following in it

Ive seen pictures of holocau...

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Have you noticed how cool my new hairstyle is? Its as dirty as some of the cunts Ive pumped over the years. Toda

Have you noticed how cool my...

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This daughter of a rock star, Avy Lee Roth, came over dressed as a sexy nurse. I was exhausted because I spent the entir

This daughter of a rock star...

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Superhero work gets tiring. I mean, you can only save so many hoes at any given time It also helps that chicks

Superhero work gets tiring. ...

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I cant stress enough that I am the measuring stick in porn.  Lori London is a fiend for the white stuff and Im

I cant stress enough that I ...

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I dont remember much about Brandy.  I do remember that she talked mad shit about me and that wont stand!  I used her bac

I dont remember much about B...

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I wish I knew what happened to this panochita. Shes not and porn and her limited mental abilities makes her e

I wish I knew what happened ...

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Remember how Estelle always loved fucking fat guys? She came back and wrote a check her mouth had to cash. I wa

Remember how Estelle always ...

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Ivy was so brand new to the porn game that I had to break her in like a pair of my xxxxxlarge boxer shorts.  She just got

Ivy was so brand new to the ...

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This treat from south of the border was on hard times. Cristina Agave has a loco boyfriend who was in legal trouble (

This treat from south of the...

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This New York fuck toy brought her east coast attitude and I just wasnt having it.....son! I wasn

This New York fuck toy broug...

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This taco wagon reject is Sammi Cruz. When shes not fucking on camera shes cleaning homes, buildi

This taco wagon reject is Sa...

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I had my buddy, fellow porn stud Steve Holmes, come over to test out this brand new porn star Debbie Dallas.  He fucked her

I had my buddy, fellow porn ...

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I cant believe that some of these wacky porn whores have the gall to try to humiliate me.  After all, Im the measur

I cant believe that some of ...

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Did the short bus drop this one off today or am I going crazy. This one had the personality of a dog about

Did the short bus drop this ...

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I gotta check hospital records to see if Missy Monroe was dropped on her head as a child. This weeks whore is

I gotta check hospital recor...

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Do you ever get the feeling that the girl youre talking to doesnt have much in the brains department

Do you ever get the feeling ...

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I dont remember much of this slut since she is really is a flash in the pan.  MMMM, now I feel like pancakes.  Anyways, s

I dont remember much of this...

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Here we have another porn whore named after a major city. This porno reject with huge funbags told me over and

Here we have another porn wh...

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My domination of the free world continues.  I flew Roxy Jezel in from England where she used to sing in bar

My domination of the free wo...

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I found this cochroach working the local lunch wagon. I ordered a burrito with chips and paid with a

I found this cochroach worki...

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Its nice having cash to throw around.  Its even nicer when your local fast food spot fills the french fries

Its nice having cash to thro...

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